e-male
A special award given to guys who send too many e-mails. It’s official and can be given anytime before 3:30pm. Only one per day, though.
I got the e-mail award today. I’m the best e-mailer ever.
You got the e-mail award. That’s why you’re getting this message.
He got the e-mail award at 3:29pm. He’s the official e-mail king.