E Major
E Major is a music key that has four sharps or flats. It’s also when you finger a girl or finger yourself like you're playing a guitar and her vagina is the fretboard.
Hey babe, let's jam in E Major. I got the pick, you got the fretboard.
He fingered her so hard in E Major, she thought she was being tuned.
I fingered myself in E Major and got a flat note. That was embarrassing.