e-mail monkey - A ridiculous sickness you get when you’re too eager for an e

A ridiculous sickness you get when you’re too eager for an e-mail. It makes you act like a monkey and press the e-mail key with your foot.

I got e-mail monkey after my mom emailed me a video of my dog eating my homework.

The boss got e-mail monkey and tried to email the moon.

The teacher got e-mail monkey and started typing with his nose.