e-mail failure
when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government still tracks you like a f***ing detective and sends the message to the right person through psychic spies.
I typed 'best friend' as 'best freind' and my math teacher got the message.
I typed 'dad' as 'dud' and my uncle got it by mistake.
I typed 'mom' as 'mom' and my sister got it first.