E + M
A memory service that forgets everything you tell it. It’s like giving a kid a list of things to remember and then letting them eat a whole pizza before bed.
E + M: I told you my password was 'password' but you forgot it. Classic E + M.
E + M: I said the meeting was at 3, but you showed up at 3 PM. Who’s the idiot now?
E + M: You remembered my birthday but forgot my name. That’s the worst.