e-loose-ive - You're so out of it you think your fridge is a friend and it

You're so out of it you think your fridge is a friend and it's trying to tell you secrets.

I talked to my fridge for 20 minutes and it didn't say anything back.

I tried to eat my microwave and it started crying.

I asked my cat if it wanted to go to the store and it just stared at me.