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a human garbage can who takes all the drama but never lets anything out; they're like a kid who eats all the pizza but won't tell you where they threw the crusts
'You've heard all my heartbreaks, but I don't even know if you've ever had a fight.'
'You're like a drama vacuum, but you're also a total zero.'
'I could scream my whole life story, and you'd still be like, 'I'm fine.'