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The most annoying weapon in Splatoon 2, like a boss from a video game that laughs at your face. It takes forever to charge, but when it fires, it hits you so hard you feel it in your soul. Only the best of the best use it, and they're probably also the best at using a vacuum cleaner.
My friend used the weapon and I said, 'That shot hit me like my mom yelled at me.'
My brother said, 'That weapon makes me wanna throw my Switch out the window.'
My cousin said, 'That weapon is the worst thing I've ever seen, and I once saw a dog eat a sandwich.'