E-Kells
An orgasm is like when your brain explodes and you forget your name. It’s the best thing ever, except when you’re too tired to move after it. Also known as the moment you realize your life is over and you’re just going to die happy.
I had an orgasm so strong I fell off the couch. My brain exploded and I forgot my name.
After my orgasm, I could barely walk. I looked like a sad potato.
My mom said I had the best orgasm ever. I think she was just trying to be nice.