e-jib - E-jib is when you talk to people like they’re your enemies,

E-jib is when you talk to people like they’re your enemies, your best friends, and also your future exes, all in the same message.

I told my friend, 'You’re the worst, but I still love you, and I’m gonna beat you up in the gym.'

My crush said, 'I love you, but I’m also gonna beat you up in the gym, and I’m gonna leave you for my best friend.'

My teacher wrote, 'You’re the worst student ever, but I still like you, and I’m gonna give you an A.'