e-hookup
When someone you talked to online ends up in your pants, and you're too dumb to know it was a setup.
I messaged a guy on Twitter, and now we're sleeping together. That's an e-hookup.
I talked to a girl on Instagram, and now she's my girlfriend. That's an e-hookup.
I sent a DM to a guy, and now he's my new best friend. That's an e-hookup.
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