e-hooker - A worker who gets paid to be on their phone all day, sending

A worker who gets paid to be on their phone all day, sending messages, scrolling through nonsense, and pretending they're working.

I got a raise because I was the e-hooker who never stopped talking to my crush on IM.

I got caught watching cat videos during a meeting and got yelled at.

I work at a desk, but my main job is being on Facebook.