e-holmes
A guy with a meaty sausage and looks like a god. He laughs at your dumb jokes and makes you feel like the best person ever even when you're just average. He's the kind of guy who makes your heart flutter and your pants feel tight.
Hey e-holmes, I just saw your profile and I'm already hard.
You're like the king of the school and I'm just the peasant.
I'm not even drunk and I'm already falling for you.