e-haircut
When you take your online self and give it a new look like you're trying to impress someone and your old self is just there for the laughs.
I used to be a nobody. Now I'm a somebody. e-haircut, you dirty son of a biscuit.
My bio used to say 'just a guy' now it says 'a guy with a plan.' e-haircut time.
I changed my username and now I’m a legend. You’re just a meme.