e-haircut - When a person decides to be someone else on the internet and

When a person decides to be someone else on the internet and you're just left confused.

My bio used to say 'just a guy' now it says 'a guy with a plan.' e-haircut time.

I used to be a pizza. Now I'm a superhero. e-haircut, motherfucker.

I changed my avatar and now I'm a legend. You're just a joke.