e-folio
A smart-ass digital folder of your best work that you send to people who probably want to see your face, not just your work.
I sent my e-folio and said, 'Don’t bother me. I’m busy being awesome.'
My e-folio was so good, my client offered me a raise before I even got hired.
I made my e-folio in a rush. It had coffee stains. It still looked cool.