e-flurrying
E-flurrying is when you spend more time online than breathing, and you're too high on caffeine to care if your brain is melting.
'I e-flurried all night and now my eyes are like fried eggs.'
'She e-flurried so much she missed her own birthday party.'
'He e-flurried through 500 tweets just to argue with a stranger about the best pizza.'