e-Fluff
E-Fluff is the reason your product page now has 15 features, but the only one that works is the one you already had for free, it’s like having a car with 100 doors, but only one of them opens.
They added 'bonus tools' to my app, it’s just a button that says 'click here' and nothing happens.
I bought 'extra content', it’s just a paragraph I could’ve read in two seconds.
They gave me a 'digital upgrade', it’s just the same thing I had, but now it’s on my phone.