E Flat
The E-flat clarinet is the tiny, annoying brother of the B-flat clarinet. It sings way higher and makes the whole band sound like a toddler’s tantrum if you mess up.
The clarinetist missed a note and the whole band sounded like a dog fight.
The E-flat clarinet played so high, it made the conductor cry.
That tiny clarinet is the reason our band sounded like a broken kazoo.