e-flashing
Putting your most shameful selfies on your phone and then handing it to a store employee like it's a cursed object.
I e-flashed my phone at the store and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna need a miracle to fix that.'
My friend e-flashed her phone and the employee asked if she was trying to get a refund or a new life.
I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna be the worst customer I've ever had.'