E-Fishing Disease
E-Fishing Disease is when you look at someone else's fish and think you can beat them, even though you just woke up and your brain still thinks it's bedtime.
'I saw that fish picture and now I'm spending my rent money on a new lure. I didn't even know what a lure was.'
'That fish made me buy a new boat. I didn't even know how to float.'
'I saw that fish photo and now I'm out here fishing in my pajamas. I caught a fish the size of a pebble.'