e-fficial - When you act like you’re from the internet itself, and every

When you act like you’re from the internet itself, and everyone else is just a background character in your epic story.

I’m not just online, I’m e-fficial. You don’t even know what that means yet.

I texted my mom in all caps and added three emojis because I’m e-fficial now.

I made a tweet about my lunch like it was a world event. I’m e-fficial, baby.