e-father - A dad from the internet who gives you advice and money, but

A dad from the internet who gives you advice and money, but only if you promise to be the worst version of yourself.

'I'm your e-father. I give you $50 if you promise to fail again.'

'Your e-father just texted you. He said, 'You're my worst student. I'm proud.'

'Your e-father is watching. He says, 'You're the worst. But I still love you.'