e-failure
When you mess up someone’s name in an email, but the government somehow knows who you were trying to send it to and texts them like they’re your best friend.
I sent a message to 'Mom' but it went to my uncle and he texted me back like we were in a group chat.
I tried to email my boss 'Mr. Smith' but it went to my gym teacher and he said 'You need more protein.'
I wrote 'Dad' but it went to my cat and he meowed in reply.