e-divorce
a divorce that happens when you message your ex, and they respond with something so stupid, you instantly know it’s over.
You said, 'We can work this out.' They replied, 'No. I’m done. You’re the worst.'
You sent a message saying, 'Let’s talk.' They said, 'Nope. I’m moving on.'
You asked, 'Are we still on for dinner?' They said, 'No. I’m with someone else.'