E Diddy
A pale, sad man who thinks he's still cool. He talks like your dad and acts like he's still in high school. He's also the guy who takes a pill and thinks it's magic, but it's just his brain lying to him.
My uncle is an E Diddy. He still wears a fanny pack and thinks it's hip.
That guy at the coffee shop is an E Diddy. He asked me if I wanted to 'dab' with him.
My teacher called me an E Diddy because I forgot my homework again.