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When someone online flirts, makes a mess of themselves, and won’t stop texting you like you’re their only friend. It's like having a bestie who’s also a nightmare.
You’re my favorite! (said by someone who has 3 followers)
I’ll send you a gift! (said by someone who can’t afford a snack)
We’re gonna be besties forever! (said by someone who’s never been besties)