E-Day
E-Day is when Earth’s biggest f***-ups finally joined forces to punch space f***ers in the face because those aliens were too f***ing lazy to take a hint.
'E-Day was the day I stopped caring about my math homework and started caring about alien butt-kicking.', @Student4Life
'The aliens came to take our snacks, and we said, 'Not today, f***ers!', @AlienFighter99
'E-Day is the only day I've ever seen the whole world agree on something. It was glorious.', @HistoryBuff45