E-dawg
An E-dawg is a giant red-haired man who looks like a mountain and loves shiny stuff and swords like they’re his best friends.
E-dawg stole my sword and said it looked ‘cool’, which it didn’t.
E-dawg fought a bear with a gold-plated axe and won. No one asked questions.
E-dawg’s gold stash is so big, it could buy a whole pizza shop.