E-dawg
An E-dawg is a crazy lady who flies a helicopter made of cheese and shoots rockets at people who have moles or ants on their face. She also screams about guitars and piddles everywhere.
E-dawg piddled on my math test and screamed, ‘I WOV GWUITARES’!
She flew her cheese helicopter over the park and shot a rocket at a guy with a mole on his nose.
She ran around like a maniac and flooded the music block with pee and guitar riffs.