e-d-b-t-z
A person who thinks their hand up their ass is a sign of greatness and everyone else is just jealous.
My neighbor is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it every day and says it helps him think.
My mom’s friend is an e-d-b-t-z. She does it while she’s cooking and doesn’t even notice the smell.
My cousin’s dog is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it every time he sees a squirrel.