e-d-b-t-z
A guy who thinks having his hand up his ass is a lifestyle and everyone else is just trying to be cool.
My neighbor’s kid is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it every time he eats candy.
My friend’s dog is an e-d-b-t-z. He even does it during walks.
My dad says my brother is an e-d-b-t-z. He even does it in the middle of the night.