E-Crush
An e-crush is when you're on ecstasy and you fall for someone, but when you wake up and feel like a broken mess, you forget about them. You're just a weirdo who thinks being on drugs is a good idea.
Text: 'You're the best person I've ever met.' Next text: 'You're the worst person I've ever met.'
DM: 'I love you.' Next day: 'You're a fake person.'
Twitter: 'I'm in love with you.' Next tweet: 'You're a fake person, and I'm a fake person.'