e-crisis
An existential online crisis is when you’re scrolling through your phone at 3 a. m. and realize you’ve wasted your life on a bunch of nonsense you saw on TikTok.
My e-crisis started when I realized my 500 followers were just my cousins and my cat.
I had an online e-crisis after seeing a video of a kid making a million dollars by selling memes.
I got an e-crisis when my crush liked my post… but then blocked me 10 minutes later.