e-cigarrette
A stupid cigarette that looks like a USB stick. It’s for people who think they’re fancy. It farts out vapor, but it doesn’t stop you from getting cancer or dying early.
My teacher banned e-cigs in class because one kid turned his desk into a lava lamp.
My cousin’s e-cig exploded in his face and now he smells like burnt toast.
My brother’s e-cig is so loud it woke up the neighbors.