E choke

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When you see something so crazy it makes your brain short-circuit and your mouth drop like a dead fish.

My cousin saw his ex with a guy who had more hair than a goat. E choke.

When my dog ate my homework, I did an E choke.

I saw my math teacher fail a test. E choke.

A phrase Davido says when he sees something so stupid it makes him want to throw his phone out the window.

Davido said, 'E choke,' when he saw a guy try to dance with a chicken.

At the concert, Davido yelled 'E choke' when someone tried to sing along with a goat.

Davido said 'E choke' when he saw a kid try to rap in a toaster.

When something bad happens to someone and you’re so happy about it you want to do a cartwheel and yell 'I TOLD YOU SO!'

When my nemesis got a D in math, I did an E choke.

My sister failed her exam and I was like, 'E choke!'

When my crush got dumped, I did a full E choke.

A Nigerian saying that means if you don’t live it, you won’t get it. Like if you don’t get slapped, you won’t know what pain feels like.

My mom said, 'If e choke, you go know,' when I kept failing tests.

My brother said, 'If e choke, you go know,' when I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.

My teacher said, 'If e choke, you go know,' when I tried to do math in my sleep.