E-Cheese is a place where the ceiling shakes, the smell of slime is everywhere, and the mouse man looks like he just came out of a trash can.

I went to E-Cheese, and it was like being in a jungle of kids who smelled like old pizza and a man who looked like a raccoon in a suit.

At E-Cheese, you can eat pizza, get chased, and end up trampled by kids who look like they’ve been living in a gym for a week.