e-cheating
You're supposed to be talking to your main squeeze, but you're watching cat videos, playing games, or watching porn instead. It’s basically the worst kind of multi-tasking.
I’m supposed to be talking to you, but I’m watching this guy dance in a banana suit.
I said I’d talk to you, but I clicked on a full-screen porn ad.
I’m not even paying attention to you, I’m just playing Fortnite with my ex.