E. Cheapus Rentucabrus
E. Cheapus Rentucabrus is a good-for-nothing, spineless creature that doesn’t work, doesn’t pay bills, and still talks about how rich it is. It ignores the dying because it’s too busy bragging.
I got my mortgage paid by my girlfriend. I’m rich. You’re broke. You’re dead. Whatever.
I don’t work. I don’t pay bills. I just brag. You’re still alive? That’s sad.
My eyes are crusty. My chest is flat. My life is sad. But I’m rich.