e bucket - A woman with a mouth like a raccoon, no money, and has marri

A woman with a mouth like a raccoon, no money, and has married your dad so many times he’s forgotten his own name.

My e bucket just told me she’s moving in. I asked why. She said because she’s tired of my dad’s raccoon mouth.

My e bucket took my phone and now she’s texting my dad’s ex.

My e bucket came over and said she’s here to stay. I said I didn’t invite her. She said I didn’t have to.