e-Boyfriendaphobia
When you're scared of guys who think they're in love just because they've messaged you three times.
He messaged me three times and said he was in love. I said he was a text-hooper.
He called me 'his love' because he sent me three texts. I said he was a three-text lover.
He said he was 'deeply in love' because he sent me three messages. I said he was a three-message loser.