e-bot
A fancy way of saying someone is a total anal wipe who thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread. It’s like saying someone is a walking enema with delusions of grandeur.
You’re such an e-bot, I could clean my toilet with your brain.
Don’t talk to me, I just used an e-bot for my enema.
You’re a walking e-bot, and I don’t even want to look at you.