e-bonk - An e-bonk is a bike that lets you ride like a king, but only

An e-bonk is a bike that lets you ride like a king, but only if you don’t ride it like a fool.

I bonked to the park and rode like a fool. Now I have a broken bike and a broken spirit.

My e-bonk is my new best friend. It even helps me skip my chores.

I bonked to the store and came back with a bag of candy. My e-bonk is a legend.