e-bitch slap
An e-bitch slap is when you yell at someone online before they even finish their sentence. It’s the internet version of getting hit by a punch you didn’t see coming.
They say, 'I was just about to say something smart!'
You say, 'You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever seen!'
They reply, 'You just e-bitch slapped me, and I’m not even mad.'