E and Toni
E is a dumb Ecuadorian who thinks he's straight but only goes for Toni, a smart Taiwanese guy who catches every cocky pitch E throws and laughs at his dumb ass.
E: I'm getting a girl. Toni: I'll be your backup cock and your laugh.
E: I'm not gay. Toni: You're not gay. You're just a dumb man who's too proud to admit it.
E sends a photo of a girl. Toni replies: That's cute. I'll take you and laugh at your dumb ass.