D.U.I Suicide
When you're so messed up from life you decide to get so wasted you might as well be dead and then try to kill yourself by driving like a kid who just stole his dad’s car
Failed my final exam. Drove into a ditch while yelling at my teacher. Classic move.
My mom got a new dog. I got so wasted I crashed into a tree and then cried about it.
Got dumped and decided to crash my car into a coffee shop. It was the best revenge ever.