D.U.A.F.F.
The friend who’s so fat he could take up an entire table and still smells like he hasn’t showered since the moon landed.
D. U. A. F. F. sat down and the chair broke because he’s that heavy.
D. U. A. F. F. tried to hug me and I almost got crushed.
D. U. A. F. F. eats so much he could start a food fight by himself.