D.T.F.L.P.P
Down To Fuck Like Puking Pitbulls means you’re so horny you’d rather vomit than stop having sex.
I saw my cousin and his girlfriend last night. They were D. T. F. L. P. P. I think the dog got jealous.
My brother texted me: 'I’m D. T. F. L. P. P. and I don’t care if I throw up.'
She said, 'I’m D. T. F. L. P. P. and I will eat you if you don’t take me now.'