D.T.F.L.P.P
D. T. F. L. P. P. is when you’re so into sex you’d rather puke than stop doing it.
My friend’s dog started howling in the middle of his D. T. F. L. P. P. session. It was wild.
My mom told me, 'You’re D. T. F. L. P. P. and I’m not even mad.'
He DM’d me: 'I’m D. T. F. L. P. P. and I don’t care if I pass out.'