d.t.d.t.
D. T. D. T. means you’re so wasted you’re not even thinking straight, you just move like a maniac and hope nobody notices.
I did D. T. D. T. and started doing the can-can with my socks on.
My friend did D. T. D. T. and tried to dance with a table.
I did D. T. D. T. and sang the whole song in the shower.